爱情幽默句子
无论是身处学校还是步入社会，大家一定没少看到经典的句子吧，从语气上分，句子可以分为陈述句、疑问句、祈使句和感叹句。其实很多朋友都不太清楚什么样的句子才是好的句子，以下是小编为大家收集的爱情幽默句子，欢迎阅读与收藏。
1、完了，扛得动米袋子，扛得动煤气罐子的我，有点扛不住想你了。
It's over. I can carry rice bags and gas cans, but I can't help missing you.
2、喜欢我这件事，千万不要半途而废。
You like me. Don't give up halfway.
3、“客观评价一下他吧。”“没法客观，我主观爱他。”
"Evaluate him objectively." "I can't be objective. I love him subjectively."
4、真为我未来的男朋友感到幸运，得到我这么可爱的小朋友。
I feel lucky for my future boyfriend to have such a lovely little friend.
5、又没忍住，向宇宙发送了想你的脑电波。
I can't help sending brain waves to the universe that miss you.
6、我觉得你像一本书，因为我想念你。
I think you are like a book, because I miss you.
7、我不想撞南墙了，我想撞小姐姐的心墙。
I don't want to hit the south wall. I want to hit your heart wall.
8、我肯定是盐吃多了，不然怎么总是闲不住想你。
I must have eaten too much salt, otherwise I always miss you.
9、你最近是不是胖了，我为什么感觉你在我心中的分量越来越重了。
Are you fat recently? Why do I feel that you are more and more important in my heart.
10、我该怎样得到你啊？是用麻袋，还是甜言蜜语。
How can I get you? Is it sack or sweet talk.
11、别追公交车了，追我吧，我跑得慢，还有点可爱。
Don't run after the bus. Run after me. I'm slow and a little cute.
12、不砸了你家的灯，我怎么趁黑偷亲你。
If I don't smash your lamp, how can I kiss you in the dark.
13、想住进你的心里，没有邻居的那种。
I want to live in your heart. There's no neighborhood.
14、想我就抱抱空气，毕竟可爱的我无处不在。
If you miss me, hold the air. After all, I'm lovely everywhere.
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